milfhouse:

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

is that sue from glee

milfhouse:

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

is that sue from glee

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

Title: In the Garage
Artist: Weezer
Played: 444 times

17yr:

In the Garage by Weezer


fulfillments:

there’s a special place in heaven for people who upload entire albums to youtube

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

wearyvoices:

All I can do is follow my instincts, because I’ll never please everyone.

'P: somebrokecollegegirl: riningear: jenstiel: pau1y: thevardi:...

somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

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You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

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joshpeck:

you guys need to see my 6th grade yearbook photo i think that is by far the worst photo ever taken of me it’s honestly so bad that it’s funny

09-21 / 16:09 / 534 notes / joshpeck

deadgwen:

the heroes of olympus 

(insp)

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

    put a letter in my ask ☆

  •  ‎A - Available?
  •   B - Birthday?
  •   C - Crushing on?
  •   D - Drink you last had?
  •   E - Easiest person to talk to?
  •   F - Favorite song?
  •   G - Grade I hated?
  •   H - Hometown?
  •   I - Ice cream flavor?
  •   J - Jellybean flavor?
  •   K - Killed someone?
  •   L- Longest friendship?
  •   M - Milkshake flavor?
  •   N - Number of siblings?
  •   O - One wish?
  •   P - Person who called me last?
  •   Q - Question your always asked?
  •   R - Reason to smile?
  •   S - Song I last sung?
  •   T - Time you woke up?
  •   U - Umbrella color?
  •   V - Very best friend?
  •   W - Which celebrity I’d marry?
  •   X - X-rays I had?
  •   Y - Your last time you cried?
  •   Z - Zodiac sign?
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