jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

awwww-cute:

This little guy was one of the last babies of the summer last year. He knew exactly how to get all the attention

socialworkgradstudents:

I really enjoy that Obama obviously has some advisors who have a good understanding of what kind of media outlets he needs to hit and how to reach certain demographics, but what I enjoy most is the idea that somebody at some point must’ve basically counseled Obama that “the way to reach the youth is through sick burns

kiwimargarita:

Girl code is just about the best show of all time. 

nothing personal + snaps (pt. 1)
(pt. 2)

Marilyn by Gene Trindl in 1953.

inheartsbake:

✿fuckin flannel

nyehs:

nyehs:

nyehs:

this fukcin me up so  badly 

i just had to watch this agaikn to make sure it wasnt something i dreamed of

i tried to forget about this damned video but it always comes back to me it is always lurking in the depths of the darkest parts of my consciousness waiting until i am at my weakest to make itself known again

Title: Guess what accidentally landed in my jogging playlist
Played: 861237 times

binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE


DB