lzbth:

this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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“The reason reverse psychology works is because people do not like to be told what to do.”

(via hazelhirao)

amenparis:

people on tumblr are so beyond stupid like if someone did something offensive in the past and then apologizes for it they will NOT accept that person’s honest apology and will carry on bitching about them and will hate them for all eternity for something they did years ago even though they now see how it was offensive

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I took your bullets.

syleyndra:

thats a heckin compliment

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

DB